Brant Lyon – BETTY and BARNEY (1963)

(from Danse Macabre 29

I do not and cannot doubt the veracity of the Hill’s account, and believe in the factual reality of their experience.

                                —Rev. John D. Swanson, Christ Church, Portsmouth, NH, 1963

That eerie glow outshone the pale crescent moon,

late summer stars, she recalled, and (what they

couldn’t know) light that streamed 220

trillion miles to Earth from Zeta Reticuli.

She looked over at Barney. No, not a plane.

It flit above the White Mountain treetops,

then hovered 200 yards ahead on

that lonely stretch of U.S. Highway 3.

She’d seen that look come over him before.

In the diner where they’d last stopped en route—

the sidelong stares at the Negro with his

misceginated wife, as though aliens

in their native Granite State, where men

Live Free or Die— He pulled over and stepped

outside the car with his .22, pressing

binoculars deep into his eyes’ sweaty sockets.

Then: at 100 feet in a clearing to their left,

                ohhh!—

She yelled imploring Barney to get back in,

and they sped off past the Franconia Notch with

Delsey in the back seat barking uncontrollably.

Strange beeping sounds, deafening—yes!—shook the car

at Indian Head, and tingling sensations,

a drowsiness which threatened to overtake

them both— That’s all she could remember for sure

before those nights she would wake up screaming.

Within the circumference of two hours un-

accounted for, the orbit of their

extraordinarily ordinary lives had jumped

its valence, yawing into hyper-space, where

they would spend the next two years retreiving it.

                Breathe deeper now,

Dr. Smith leaned forward reassuringly,

as though to reel her back at

the same time he detonated the launch:

                Breathe, and tell me, Betty, what you see.

Perhaps it was the social worker in her,

whose genial instinct was always to befriend

and help, that she, unlike her cranky husband,

would be so willing to cooperate.

It’s true they were disrobed and specimens

were taken from them both without consent.

They asked her to point to her planet on

the holographic star map, a jumble of

unnamed coordinates and intersecting lines

—she couldn’t say. Somehow, they bypassed

their gray mouths with slitted lips that didn’t move

and asked,

What is a year? What is time?

Again, she was at a loss to explain, and nothing

she knew how to say that spoke to a world

that they might understand.

We are saddened to announce to DM readers the passing of Brant Lyon, whose work we nominated for a Pushcart Prize in 2009. He was a poet-musician-composer who conflated spoken word with music hosting his reading series, “Hydrogen Jukebox,” at NYC’s Soho Playhouse. As a composer and studio musician, particularly for poets, his own CD, “Beauty Keeps Laying Its Sharp Knife Against Me” (Logochrysalis 2008), has done that, too. He was an associate editor for Uphook Press and Big City Lit. His poetry, short fiction, and other work has appeared in DM, Rattle, Ganymede, Red Wheelbarrow Poets (vols. 1 & 2), and A Cautionary Tale.

Danse Macabre du Jour will spotlight his work this week.

Brant Lyon – EX-G.I. BECOMES BLONDE BEAUTY

(from Danse Macabre 25)

I am now your daughter, she wrote home from Copenhagen, avowedly un-sonned

in size 9 AA pumps, and hair stylishly coifed, unmistakably feminine;

deplaned at Idlewild to a blizzard of flashbulbs, “the convertible blonde”

smiled graciously, signed autographs, amid cheers and jeers, freak or heroine.

In size 9 AA pumps, smoky-voiced, but unmistakably feminine,

in the Cold War world that greeted her she could have been too stunned

to smile graciously signing autographs, freak or heroine,

out-blasting H-bomb testing on Eniwetok Atoll front page headlines had shunned;

but in the cold war she met it was she, instead, that stunned

and bewildered–with her incendiary alchemy: castration and estrogen

that out-blasted news of H-bombs the front page had shunned–

Joe Blow unacquainted with a reassigned ex-G.I. George, rechristened Christine.

Bewildered by vaginoplasty, castration and estrogen,

that corrected the mistake she believed nature had made (at last, manhood undone!)

John Q. Public became acquainted with ex-G.I. Christine

and sent mountains of fan mail or poison-penned letters addressed to Miss Jorgenson

that decried the mistake science shouldn’t have made. Now woman, redone,

she crooned “I Enjoy Being a Girl” in testosterone-charged nightclubs; cover girl for Look magazine, fans sent more and more mail addressed to Miss Jorgenson

c/o her parent’s home in the Bronx. Unvexed, transsexed, serene,

she cooed “I Enjoy Being a Girl”, lectured, was televised, graced the pages of more glossy magazines. Heading home to her parents in the Bronx, unencumbered, eugendered, serene,

she deplaned at Idlewild to a blizzard of flashbulbs, “the convertible blonde.”

Yes, I am now your daughter. She flew home from Copenhagen un-sonned.

Christine Jorgensen (May 30, 1926—May 3, 1989) was born George William Jorgensen, Jr., the second child of George William Jorgensen Sr., a carpenter and contractor, and his wife, the former Florence Davis Hansen. She grew up in the Bronx, describing herself as having been a “frail, tow-headed, introverted little boy.” Jorgensen graduated from high school in 1945 and shortly thereafter was drafted into the Army. After military service, increasingly concerned over (as one obituary called it) her “lack of male physical development,” Jorgensen heard about the possibility of sex reassignment surgery. She intended to go to Sweden to see the only doctors in the world performing it at the time, but instead in Copenhagen met Dr. Christian Hamburger, a Danish endocrinologist and specialist in rehabilitative hormonal therapy. Under his direction she began hormone replacement therapy, eventually undergoing a series of surgeries. She re-named herself in his honor. A media sensation developed on December 1, 1952 when the New York Daily News carried a front-page story under the headline, “Ex-GI Becomes Blonde Beauty,” announcing that Jorgensen had become the world’s first “sex change.” (The claim was not true, however, as sexual reassignment surgery had actually been performed

 

We are saddened to announce to DM readers the passing of Brant Lyon, whose work we nominated for a Pushcart Prize in 2009. He was a poet-musician-composer who conflated spoken word with music hosting his reading series, “Hydrogen Jukebox,” at NYC’s Soho Playhouse. As a composer and studio musician, particularly for poets, his own CD, “Beauty Keeps Laying Its Sharp Knife Against Me” (Logochrysalis 2008), has done that, too. He was an associate editor for Uphook Press and Big City Lit. His poetry, short fiction, and other work has appeared in DM, Rattle, Ganymede, Red Wheelbarrow Poets (vols. 1 & 2), and A Cautionary Tale.

Danse Macabre du Jour will spotlight his work this week.

Brant Lyon – MAE WEST CONSULTS THE MEDIUMS OF LILY DALE

(from Danse Macabre 24)

 

Diamond Lil’s sparkle never dimmed until

well past her prime, still refracting immortal

light as she dispensed ghostwritten advice

re: ESP and spiritualism, or the rejuvenating

virtues of bottled water, enemas and colonics,

positive thinking, indirect lighting, fantasy

and sex, that gave to the lie that goodness

had nothing to do with it.

Ravenswood, even the beach house, kept

shuttered from the sun’s pernicious rays,

devoid of houseplants she claimed consumed

oxygen, but two un-housebroken macaques

given free range for monkeyshines, the muralled

walls depicting otherworldly golden phalluses,

disembodied testicles floating in air as though

trumpets in a seance, the opulence of her boudoir,

And all her other worldly goods would be to her

but a splendid pharaoh’s tomb–vainglorious

dowry for no afterlife–were she unable to make contact,

re-bond, with her mother and father on the Other Side.

Mae made that long, anxious journey from Hollywood

to Lily Dale and sat in silent awe in darkened

psychomanteums and parlors, tables tipping uncannily

on their sides, or in charmed frenzy, danced,

An eerie rapping on the wall, raising the platinum

hairs on the back of her specter-white neck.

But of all the mediums that beckoned forward

the dearly departed from Summerland to that

‘thin place’, it was Jack Kelly, from whom sex appeal

oozed like ectoplasm, she had come up to see

(and not the other way around), and open her

heart to invite spirit inside as he cast a beam

Of supernal light on which she passed over to meet

the undead—Jack’s gaze piercing through the veil

of disbelief or doubt, of disappointment,

unfathomed hurt, before the message delivered

from a somewhere she had long known but never

seen came through as he looked her straight

in the eye and asked with the innocence

of a child, “May I come to you?

We are saddened to announce to DM readers the passing of Brant Lyon, whose work we nominated for a Pushcart Prize in 2009. He was a poet-musician-composer who conflated spoken word with music hosting his reading series, “Hydrogen Jukebox,” at NYC’s Soho Playhouse. As a composer and studio musician, particularly for poets, his own CD, “Beauty Keeps Laying Its Sharp Knife Against Me” (Logochrysalis 2008), has done that, too. He was an associate editor for Uphook Press and Big City Lit. His poetry, short fiction, and other work has appeared in DM, Rattle, Ganymede, Red Wheelbarrow Poets (vols. 1 & 2), and A Cautionary Tale.

Danse Macabre du Jour will feature his work this week.

Peter Weltner’s THE OUTERLANDS

San Francisco’s outerlands is where the city’s once barren dunes end at the Pacific. The poet walks there religiously most mornings, remembering his past, recalling some of the places and people, the art and the artists he has most treasured, while brooding on those ultimate concerns that have obsessed him since childhood, the oldest questions that have no answers. The Outerlands is where life, like the land, ends and finds itself at its outermost reaches where death, like the sea, begins.

Lord Dunsany CHARON

Charon leaned forward and rowed. All things were one with his
weariness.

It was not with him a matter of years or of centuries, but of wide
floods of time, and an old heaviness and a pain in the arms that had
become for him part of the scheme that the gods had made and was
of a piece with Eternity.

If the gods had even sent him a contrary wind it would have divided
all time in his memory into two equal slabs.

So grey were all things always where he was that if any radiance
lingered a moment among the dead, on the face of such a queen
perhaps as Cleopatra, his eyes could not have perceived it.

It was strange that the dead nowadays were coming in such numbers.
They were coming in thousands where they used to come in fifties. It
was neither Charon's duty nor his wont to ponder in his grey soul why
these things might be. Charon leaned forward and rowed.

Then no one came for a while. It was not usual for the gods to send
no one down from Earth for such a space. But the gods knew best.

Then one man came alone. And the little shade sat shivering on a
lonely bench and the great boat pushed off. Only one passenger:
the gods knew best. And great and weary Charon rowed on and on
beside the little, silent, shivering ghost.

And the sound of the river was like a mighty sigh that Grief in the
beginning had sighed among her sisters, and that could not die like
the echoes of human sorrow failing on earthly hills, but was as old
as time and the pain in Charon's arms.

Then the boat from the slow, grey river loomed up to the coast of
Dis and the little, silent shade still shivering stepped ashore, and
Charon turned the boat to go wearily back to the world. Then the
little shadow spoke, that had been a man.

"I am the last," he said.

No one had ever made Charon smile before, no one before had ever
made him weep.

Nichole Beard THE SATYR AND THE TRAVELER

Mr. Adams had never been to San Francisco, but he’’d always longed to walk amongst the vibrantly painted ladies. After the tech conference, he walked back to his hotel. He’’d never been good at hailing cabs anyway. Just as well, he’’d have the evening to admire all the color.
Mr. Adams loosened his tie and turned down a steep street he thought he remembered. But after a few moments, his calves began to ache. Had he made a wrong turn? He stopped, turned, and scratched his head. He slipped his Blackberry from his pocket to pull up a map. Lost in an unfamiliar city was the last thing he wanted, no matter how beautiful the city was.
““Looks like you’re lost.”” A voice came from behind him.
A creature–—a man stood near him. Small gold horns twisted up through brown curls. Greenish-silver glitter traced a C over his high cheekbones.
The glitter was sprayed across the man’s chest, down to his bellybutton, and disappearing into the furry trousers.
“I–”—” Mr. Adams’’s wedding ring became tight.
The creature-man grinned and lit a cigarette. “”Sorry, costume night at the club. You need some help?””
This man could fit amongst the finest of Davids he’d seen in museums and general education college Art History classes – Michelangelo, Donatello, Bernini. This creature, this man, possessed such a form that Mr. Adams could not breathe.
““Helloooo?”” The creature-man waved a sweet smelling hand in front of Mr. Adams’ face.
““My hotel! I’m looking for my hotel.””
““And what’s it called?”” The creature-man answered a text before popping the Iphone back into the folds of his fur. How Mr. Adams wished to get his hands stuck there.
“”The Powell.””
The creature-man whistled. “”That’s some fine shit. Here, follow me, it’s on my way.””
Mr. Adams tried to laugh as he kept his fingertips from outlining that glitter trail.
His monochromatic life was becoming primary, perhaps even tertiary. And all his whims and dreams and wishes bled through the gears of his mind. When would the firm send him on another business trip? Who would know what he did when he wasn’t at the conference? It’s not like he had friends in the colleagues he’d traveled from Minneapolis with. The opportunity he’d pushed deep down his entire life now presented itself in glorious golden horns, Grecian muscle tone, and luscious curls on top and bottom.
Mr. Adams wiped a handkerchief over his slick forehead as he followed the creature-man. His back was slightly hunched as he clicked away at another text. “”Just telling my friends I might be a bit late.””
Did “a bit late” mean something else?
The curve of the buildings seemed familiar. The hotel couldn’t be that far. What did this creature-man intend to do?
A few moments later, the sign for The Powell hung above their heads.
““Here you are,”” said the creature-man.
Mr. Adams fiddled with the pens in his pocket.
This was it. He couldn’t deny himself now–—not now, when he’d never get an opportunity like this again.
““Do you…want to come up?”” Mr. Adams mumbled. His eyes slid from side to side to ensure the valets had not heard him.
The creature-man stopped mid-text, eyes wide. ““Excuse me?””
Mr. Adams licked his lips and took a step forward. ““Come on, you know you want to.”” He pulled his mouth into a charming grin, the kind soap stars always did to woo a love interest.
The creature-man burst into laughter. The valets turned their heads.
““Oh! Oh-no.”” The creature-man stifled his amusement and lowered his voice. ““Suits aren’t really my type.””
““But —why did you…”—” Mr. Adams swallowed his craving.
The creature-man rolled his eyes. ““I was just trying to be nice.””
He strode off, furry hips swaying.
That’s what he got for over-stepping his aptitudes. That’s why he was a technology man–—all hard, cold code. Primary and tertiary and glitter rewound back out of his synapses and cogs. Back to monochrome where he could think rationally.
Mr. Adams picked a yellow tulip from the patch just outside the hotel. He ignored the stares of the valets and set off after the creature-man.
Around the corner, the creature-man trotted and texted.
““Excuse me!”” Mr. Adams called.
The creature-man turned and opened his mouth, but stopped when Mr. Adams thrust the tulip toward him.
““I’’m sorry.”” Mr. Adams said.
““Dude, it’s fine. Whatever.”” Creature-man looked down, his glitter catching in the rising moonlight.
““Please, take it. I was not myself.””
Slowly, creature-man took the tulip. It hung limply at his side.
Creature-man sighed and shook his head, grinning. ““Look, do you want to come to the club?””
Mr. Adams settled the muddled colors in his head. ““’I’d like that very much.””

Nichole Beard will soon have an MFA from Rosemont College. She has had work published on yesteryearfiction.com,flashfiction.net, and in Penn State’s Alternative Journal. She is currently querying agents about her historical fiction novel set in post WWII-Japan.

Ed Coonce THE ‘I’M NOT HUNGRY’ GAMES

Brrrrring! Brrrrring!
The office phone at East Hell Productions nearly vibrated off the desk.
“Kat! Can you get that?”
Bud Greenfiend was busy with his client, Donny Osmond, who had a huge growth on one ear that looked like another ear, giving him a very strange three-eared visual persona. He was sweaty and seemed pissed about something.
Katnip answered, spoke briefly, then put the caller on hold. “It’s the I’m Not Hungry Games calling. They want their pink flamingos back.”
“Be a doll and tell ‘em I’ll get back, OK?” Bud didn’t intend to be demeaning or condescending, just as Kat didn’t intend to be snippy or bitchy.
Bud turned to his client, the Donny Osmond with the weird ear. “Listen, Donny baby, you’ve gotta kiss a lot of ass to get any skin in this game, so pucker up!” He stood up and made dropping-his-drawers-and-

mooning motions while Donny Osmond twiddled and fumed.
“Look,” said Donny Osmond. “I’ve been picked as a contestant in the goddamned games, and I’m coming to you for help. You’re a Games board member, the Fixer. You can get me out of it, right?”
“Sure. All you gotta do is get me a date with your sister.”
“She’s married and has ten kids!”
“I don’t care. Do it!”
The phone rang again. It was Eberhardt Schnausse, the leader of the District 12 Chipmunks for Jesus. He asked for Bud, said it was urgent. Kat put him on hold and paged Bud.
“Pardon me,” he told Donny Osmond.
“Hawaii’s calling, they want their shirt back!” she told Bud, making fun of the Chipmunks for Jesus uniforms, one of which Bud was wearing. Katnip was not happy. She’d come to work today, instead of attending her best friend’s wedding, which made her the Maid of Dishonor.
“Just tell him I’m busy and bring Donny and me some coffee.”
Bud turned back to Donny Osmond. “Get me that date and you’re out of the games. Comprende amigo?” He punched Donny Osmond on the arm. “I thought so. You hungry?”
“No, I’m not hungry,” answered Donny Osmond. He rubbed his third ear.
“Good answer.” Bud smoothed Donny Osmond’s lapels and mock smacked him.
Kat brought the coffee then, two steaming cups. Bud took a sip.
“You call this caramel cappuccino? It doesn’t have enough caramel!” He spilled several spoonfuls out onto the desk. “Oops.” He turned back to Donny Osmond. “Now why don’t you man up and call Marie right now.”
Donny Osmond mumbled something that sounded like “Let me think about it.”
“There’s no need for that,” said Kat. She was wiping up the coffee Bud had just spilled. “I’ll go in his place.”
Both men were taken aback at this pronouncement. Bud spilled more coffee, this time accidentally.
“What makes you think you’re qualified for the games, girl?” asked Bud. “And what are you gonna say when those monsters out there snatch you and try to force a Beet and Pear Napoleons with Ginger Juice Vinaigrette and Chess Pie with Blackened Pineapple Salsa and Caramel Sauce down your throat? Huh?…HUH?”
Kat thought a few seconds, then reached somewhere inside her frock and pulled out a nasty Glock 88, thumbed the safety and shot off Donny Osmond’s third ear.
“I’m not hungry,” she said, calmer than calm, while Donny Osmond clutched his head and screamed at his third ear where it now lay twitching on the floor.
“You’re qualified!” yelled Bud.
“Thanks!” screamed Donny Osmond.
Kat blew smoke from the barrel of the gun, then picked up the twitching ear and took it away. Bud helped Donny Osmond clean his wound.
“I still wanna meet your sister.”
“OK,” replied Donny Osmond.

Ed Coonce is the author of “Stories From East Hell” and “Return to East Hell,” anthologies of his flash satire and humor. He is an artist, writer and actor living in Encinitas, CA, and a board member of KidExpression, a nonprofit organization that teaches kids 7 to 17 to write a story, then illustrates and publishes the stories in an anthology. Ed recently played the main character in the short film, “Sheep and Wolf” which was an entry in both the Berlin and Aspen Film Festivals.

Keli C Bolin BONE

a straight bone sticking from my food
i choke on it and fall to the floor
i feel there is no answer
evermore, evermore
my eyes roll, my eyes roll
the veins are blue and red
i can’t see, i can’t see
i lie on the floor like a mop
i twist and flail and flop
there is no saving me.

Keli C Bolin is a writer currently living in the weirdest part of Portland, OR. This is her first attempt at publication. She hopes you are surviving your days.

R. Christophe Ryber LETHAL PASSION

Through wood and thicket headlong, filled with dread
You fly before me, from your lips a sigh
Of terror, peril comes from whence you fled,
My lethal passion you cannot defy.

The trap is sprung, before me now you swoon,
‘Midst fallen leaves cocooned in night’s cold mist,
Illumined prey beneath the pallid moon,
Your tender throat just begging to be kiss’d.

Nowhere to run, at last you’re mine – I spring,
Lured on by racing pulse beneath white skin,
Limbs writhe within my grip, before I wring
That slender neck, now let the feast begin!

The font runs dry, my passion slaked, grows cold.
My bloodless maid, so lovely to behold!

R. Christophe Ryber lives in Hardwick, VT where in addition to writing he runs a small business with his wife, homeschools his children, and studies literature at a local college.

Dawn Pisturino STARS FADE

Time passes and then we’re gone
A lump of clay once laughing, laughing no more
Discarded to the open grave to feed a hungry earth
A useless, lifeless thing
Long-forgotten in the changing years
But a simple name inscribed on stone
Unrecognized in the awful pile
Of crumbling clay and moldy dust.
“And where is the sun to warm my aching bones
And the moon to flame my lover’s ardor?
Where is the wind breathing in my ear
And the life-giving drops of rain?”
Eyes close and tender hearts stop beating.
So still, so still the cold black earth (a silent void)
Without the living sounds of hot-blooded life.
Stars fade with life’s end
The coffin lid drops with solemn finality
And Death remains, cold and intractable,
Yielding not a single ray of light.
Lost to darkness, unseeing, unfeeling wreck
Of human flesh, groping in the dark
For solidness and material comfort!
“I shall not comfort thee” — and Death hovers over,
Unwanted guardian in our final tribulation.
The soul cries out in black despair: “Lord, take me!”

Dawn Pisturino is a licensed registered nurse in Arizona with a B.S. in Natural Health. Her publishing credits include poems, limericks, short stories, and health and wellness articles. She is a regular contributor to Underneath the Juniper Tree and Brooklyn Voice.

She’s been fairly obviously stalking us for some time now; we just wondered how long it would take her to quit being a wallflower and join the Danse.

— JLK