| To win your fantastiche (bookish or musical prize to be announced), simply help simply poor Professor Danzig fill in the crossword puzzle. For extra credit, your submission may include a pleasing argument as to whether the Professor will escape.
• Scan your completed grid and send to email@example.com.
• Include THE DAYROOM in the subject line or it’s doubtful your entry will receive the attention it deserves.
• One entry per contestant, please. US residents only, svp.
• Each entry will receive a response. If you have not received a response within 48 hours, please re-send.
• Judges’ decisions are swift, arbitrary, and final, but freakishly impartial.